progress post. jillian’s 30 day shred gets results fast. left pic, before starting the workout. right pic, after day 8’s workout. notable body improvement and toning already! i feel great, too.
170/365

progress post. jillian’s 30 day shred gets results fast. left pic, before starting the workout. right pic, after day 8’s workout. notable body improvement and toning already! i feel great, too.
170/365
Women being arrested for wearing swimming suits that showed too much leg and refusing to cover up while not in water.
1922.
(via weirdvintage)
this will be one of my top five fave snl moments until the end of time and it wasnt even a sketch soooo
(via homosensuous)
Me and Andrej Pejic at the Kitsune/Black Banditz/Flaunt party and my lovely stitch onesie. (It took me 20 hours to Coachella from Ibiza where I was shooting an editorial. Rough trip but so very worth it <3. It’s funny because every year I go to Coachella I come from some crazy far place, i.e. Tokyo, Australia and Copenhagen.)
| me: | (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters) |
| dude: | nice bag. |
| me: | thanks. (keeps on shopping) |
| dude: | do you even know who all those characters are? |
| me: | uh... yeah? |
| dude: | ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag) |
| me: | |
| me: | wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag? |
| dude: | (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name. |
| me: | does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats) |
| dude: | psh, you're not a real fan. |
| me: | |
| me: | (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws) |
| me: | how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells? |
| dude: | uh... what? |
| me: | explain the function of cellular mitosis? |
| dude: | |
| me: | what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways? |
| dude: | what are you even talking about? |
| me: | oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being. |
| dude: | |
| dude: | |
| dude: | |
| dude: | Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away) |
| me: | his name is Norrin Radd. |
| dude: | (looks extremely embarrassed) |
Portland Offerings: Uppers and Downers⇅
1. Hazelnut Brown Nectar
2. Stout Flight. Black Lager, Mocha Porter, Shakespeare Stout, Chocolate Stout
3. Downed Tasters. Soba Ale.
4. Rogue Dead Guy Ale
5. Vanilla Cappuccino
(via wibblywobblylibrarian)