February 2012
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i just downloaded a very fun novelty.
something called “desktop strippers” where scantily clad girls dance and wiggle down on my toolbar. you have to pay if you want to see their “naked shows” but i dont care about all that. its amazing the shit people come up with!
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Anonymous asked: That other person has a point. I actually unfollow you and later refollow you when you clog my dashboard with negative posts making fun of other people. Other days you have excellent fashion and LGBT lifestyle content.
Feb 12th
Anonymous asked: you are always so fucking bitchy. stop judging people for what they decide to do with their own body. if they want a big bang tattoo let them. it's not your decision. stop being such a vindictive harpy
Feb 12th
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i hate my hair i hate it
Feb 11th
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204/365
Feb 11th
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“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a...”
– Albert Einstein
Feb 11th
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“I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them.”
– Anna Held
Feb 11th
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fact: i love nice people.
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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“There is nothing duller than dull pornography.”
– Agatha Christie, The Clocks
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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my cat has bad breath and tooth decay and i am having a bitch of a time brushing his little teeth he bites hard ):
Feb 10th
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i dont understand why a woman would go “commando” most of the time. enjoy your vag stained jeans i guess. i think thats disgusting.
Feb 10th
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Pat Sajak (Wheel of Fortune) is not funny and needs to stop making jokes. Someone write this man a better script.
Feb 10th
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every gay man i’ve talked to thinks “vagina is gross and smells like fish” is that like, a common thought among the gays or something? seriously they dont unless that girl never washes or is like infected or something idk i think its rude ):
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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i ask my friend if he just got off and he mistakes what i meant (his job) and tells me about the guy he stopped off and saw erm awkward
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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two things i miss: corn dogs and pepperoni pizza
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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My incredible solution for Catholics and Mormons...
anglophonicblog: For the record, the new regulation does state that female contraception must be made available to workers with health coverage no matter what the religious beliefs of their employer are. But hey guess what?  YOU DON’T HAVE TO TAKE IT IF YOU DON’T WANT TO. That’s what “available” means. Ta-dah! - #freedom of religion     #freedom from religion    
Feb 9th
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i wonder how many straight men know what real lesbian sex looks like, and not that weird shit they put in your so-called “lesbian” porn.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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yes yes yes!!
im going to portray a fairy in my upcoming shoot. tons of makeup, ear prosthetics and possibly hair. its going to be a blast :D
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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i got a call to set up a job interview running the front desk at a dry cleaners it wouldnt be so bad i guess and its full time at $9 and hour i guess i hope i get it because i could do a lot worse
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
who is feat? he’s in like, every song.
Feb 9th
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you know you're a lesbian when you get told you...
Feb 9th
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i need a drink.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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just filed for unemployment… unhappy about it, but hopeful about getting accepted and seeing the benefits…
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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